tango down the table ♔



heh emily.  

sometimes you reblog shit and i learn shit about you.

heh.

i’m gonna tickle you.

when you make weird jpeg replies to my post. 

heh.

or i would if this were useful in any way over the internet.




devils-trap replied to your post: devils-trap replied to your post: devils-trap…

good times good times remember when i followed you back and you were excited about it HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT NOW

so excited



devils-trap replied to your post: devils-trap replied to your post: devils-trap…

don’t make me pee to mark my territory ON YOUR FACE

that’s how i like it



devils-trap replied to your post: devils-trap replied to your post: just read a…

SHHH TAKE IT

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME TO TAKE IT ARE YOU ASSERTING YOUR DOMINANCE GET OUT



officially making cate’s sophia a little brother on ays. 

his name is eddie, he is played by emile hirsch, and he’s a stunt double/stunt coordinator/likes to jump out of buildings for fun kind of job.

and he’s shy, but you should love him bc he needs friends and has photos with everyone.



hiddlediddle replied to your post: #but… aren’t the holes in donuts quite… small?

oh shush i don’t even like donuts unless they’re mini

thats wut he said



#but… aren’t the holes in donuts quite… small? 

not in

america



jeandujardin replied to your post: jeandujardin replied to your post: wait WHAT…

NO HOUSE IS THE ONE GOING TO JAIL AGAIN

THAT IS WORSE BC WILSOM AND HOUSE ARE BEST BUTT BUDDIES




expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine



just read a description of jared padalecki as a “ploppy puppy.” 

TRUER WORDS, MAN.



jeandujardin replied to your post: wait WHAT happened on house?

FUCKING WILSON HAS CANCER AND HE HAS 5 MONTHS TO LIVE AND JUST MONDAY’S EPISODE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL AND FULL OF HOUSE/WILSON SHIT AND THE SERIES FINALE IS NEXT WEEK!

aww, i always liked wilson.

does that mean token black doctor doesn’t get to hang out with wilson bc he is going to jail and that’s sad?



wait WHAT happened on house? 

i’ve been barely following the series via spoilers for years but whut whut whut is this sudden coupling